yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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