Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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