no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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