I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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