I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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