I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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