A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
