ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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