i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
