No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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