What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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