We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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