I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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