be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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