Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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