Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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