hell yes lets make some ravioli
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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