Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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