I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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