"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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