thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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