nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
why do cheetos always look like penises
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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