I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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