i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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