i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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