were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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