Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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