ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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