i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
