His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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