So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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