They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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