U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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