So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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