fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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