There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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