are you still at the devil's house?
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with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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