I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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