when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
