He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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