what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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