some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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