2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Randomize
