sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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