5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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