Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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