brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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