well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You can't motorboat a personality
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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