Who wears a wallet chain?!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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