There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Take your time, I'll wait
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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