I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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