The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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