Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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