so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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