I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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