i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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